HERE’S TO SWIMMING WITH BOW LEGGED WOMAN! THIS SHARK WILL SWALLOW YOUR WHOLE HEART. BRING HIM OUT ON THE 4TH OF JULY CELEBRATION ON AMITY ISLAND. YOU GET IT. WE FREAKING LOVE SHARKS!

THIS CHUM LOVER IS AN ORIGINAL ACRYLIC PAINTING. TAKE THAT, YOU SON OF A BI%@H!

PAINTED ON A STRETCHED CANVAS, 12” X 12”, MOUNTED TO A FLOATING FRAME; WIRED AND READY FOR ADOPTION. FINAL SIZE MEASURES 13” X 13”.